can u imagine being admitted to the hospital in house cos ur half-dead from the worlds most obscure disease and youre lying in bed dying and you cant even do that in peace cos every five minutes house’s little club comes back in to do another round of random tests while gossiping about their deep psychological issues and if thats not painful enough one of them is australian and you have to listen to that. and just when u think u can finally slip away gracefully some old dude comes in and switches off your life support and yells at you for not telling him you tripped on a loose floorboard and broke a nail when you were seven like just let me go bro. im done
no offense to anyone but non black people doing literally anything, at some point someone is going to imitate AAVE
i think white and non black people have become so tone deaf to imitating aave they don’t even realize that’s what they’re doing anymore. anytime you change your voice and your speaking pattern to match that of a “”sassy black woman”” or “”thug black guy”” you’re annoying, corny and none of your black friends actually like you
You know what’s scary about this age? You can’t even enjoy your down time. You’re socially convinced that every moment you’re spending not doing anything is wasted time. That you always should be working towards something. We forget that it’s okay to have a breather and simply take time to yourself.
Hi my name is Elizabeth Caledonia Calamity Ashe and I have long ash white hair (that’s how I got my name) with paper lashes and red lips and glowing red eyes like limpid blood and a lot of people tell me I look like Amelie Lacroix (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!)
Even the idea that there is a video where an American man rape a kid makes me sick. Ashton Kutcher is doing a great job by using his power and privilege to raise awareness about human trafficking. Every parent dreams of the bright, happy and SAFE future to his/her child. This guy tries to change this country, this world into a better one. This Hollywood celebrity woke up and tried to draw the government’s attention to this very crucial problem of child trafficking.
Honestly God bless Ashton Kutcher and anybody else who is actively engaged in the fight against child trafficking. People telling him it’s “not his place” can stick it up their ass, this is a real problem and he’s actually doing something about it, and I applaud him wholeheartedly.
the killers played mr. brightside at their first ever performance in a cafe open mic imagine being in a fucking cafe and hearing one of the best songs of the 21st century being played for the first time
